Wednesday 26 July 2006

Wednesday 26 July 2006

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Official Running Order

6.55 - Joel and Dev randomness
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Musical memories from 1986 and we set up a vote
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - The 1986 musical winner is revealed. Vote not born if you're too young
7.48 - Not born texts from young people
7.55 - Dave tests his maths by working out birth years, Global Gathering and Alesha's new record
8.00 - Dave went to the bank yesterday while Chris dreamt about one
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 - Ellie scores 3 in the Global Gathering quiz
8.30 - Chris does his Paolo Nutini impressions
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.45 - Arctic Monkeys, Longman and Kasabian
8.52 - The final Top of the Pops
9.00 - Tedious link - The Farm - Groovy Train
9.05 - Dave's tedious link mistakes
9.15 - We analyse the McFly song
9.25 - Stupid middle names from the team
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Rob McElwee's weather update
9.45 - Mystic Horse answers your questions
9.55 - Carrie and Longmans mate

Review by charlalottie

7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. The Automatic- Monster 2. Britney Spears- Toxic 7:30 NEWSBEAT
4. Level 42- Lessons in Love 5. Lily Allen- Smile 6. Green Day- American Idiot 7. Alesha- Lipstick 8. The Source- You’ve got the love 8:00 NEWSBEAT 9. Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Tell me Baby 8:30 NEWSBEAT10. Supermode- Tell me Why 11. Arctic Monkeys- Leave Before the Lights Come On 12. Kelly Clarkson- Since You’ve Been Gone 13. TEDIOUS LINK: The Farm- Groovy Train 14. McFly- Don’t Stop Me Now 15. Christina Aguilera- Ain’t No Other Man 16. Kasabian- Empire 17. Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx 9:30 NEWSBEAT 18. Orson- Happiness 19 Leo Sayer- Thunder In my Heart 20. Cassie- Me and You

As usual, the show starts off with the team talking to JK and Joel and instead of talking about the previous night as they usually do, millions of people are being woken to the fact that Joel, I think it was but they both sound the same to me, makes love to the music of Dane Bowers. As Dave correctly sums up;
“You and sex and Dane Bowers, its not right”.
Again, we’re treated to the Dev from Corrie impressions, and Dom is promised something special which is going to be Dev over Another Level. I bet he can’t wait.
Joel, then talks about his day spent by himself going to the pub, having a drink, eating a ploughman’s, going home then watching Holidays Uncovered so Chris tells JK that he should take care of him in his east wing and this leads to the idea they should have a whip-round so Joel can stay at the pub all the time. After being asked, who’s house would he like to stay at, he said Dom’s. Dom didn’t sound too pleased at first but the idea of having Dev on tap seemed to make the idea sound more appealing until Dom suggested “We could do Dommy Corbett together”, goooooood morning.


Chris asks Carrie and Dom if they had a tanning session yesterday, as they are both browner. Turns out, that Carrie was only in the garden sunbathing whilst Dom was playing with his children in the swimming pool. Not only were they browner, and both wearing white, they both used factor 12 sun cream.

20 year old music memories:
Chris explains he woke up randomly singing Prince’s Sign of the Times. Cue out of tune singing. He then goes to explain its still in his head and tried to have a look for it when he arrived at radio 1 this morning. Also at the weekend he has had the Pet Shop Boys, which he could not find either, yet discovered another track, In Suburbia, which is 20 years old this year. So, Chris has managed to find a whole heap of songs from 1986 so as they’re 20 years old it’s a justification to play one of them and so the team get to choose a song each, except Rachel because she has her appraisal which leads to a little story about Chris having to pay for the boss Andy Parfitt, so they can do whatever they want.
Dave’s choice was talking heads, Carrie chose Robert Palmer- Addicted to Love, someone Chris always forgets is dead. Dominic’s choice was Level 42, which Dave decided is a terrible record. This then becomes a text vote, where the listeners can choose which 80’s song they want to hear all because Chris woke up with a random song in his head that he cannot find.
After the news, the winner is announced which is Level 42.


Not Born and Dave’s Maths:
A new text-in is created where listeners text in if there were not born when the record was out to make Dom feel old. Which then makes Dave try and work out the year people were born in.

Rob McElwee Weather Facts:
After the weather, Chris explained how the temperature for weather reports is recorded after accidentally seeing some of the channel 4 news. Later, Dom played a clip from Rob explaining that Chris is correct about the temperature being measure in the air in boxes and how its hotter on the ground.

Last Top of the Pops:
Chris and Dave were talking about people who are going to be on the last show on Sunday. Jimmy Saville, Tony Blackburn, Dave Lee Travis and Pat Sharp are all going to be on. Chris then goes on about the first number 1 on TOTP being the Beatles, a 4 piece boy band who play their own instruments and how it would be good if Mcfly were number 1 this Sunday so the last TOPT was with a British 4 piece boy band who play their own records. Dave is not pleased with the many ways Chris can link the Beatles to Mcfly.

Mystic Horse: The Truth in the Hoof
A caller called Tom Barnes asked if he will have Chris’ DVDs which was a no. Longman was the last caller and asked if he will do the Great North Run in less than 2 hours, which was a yes. He also asked if someone was trying to whack him which was also a yes, which Chris explained was to do with the dealing with the mob of Rothwell. He finally asked if Carrie will ever marry him which was a no. This brought up a conversation about what Carrie said about Longman in Germany. The horse told us we will not find out exactly what this is about. Rachel asked if there was going to be a song played which it replied no. Its returns tomorrow.

Other Stuff:
(*) Global gathering: The competition was started, and the team gave examples of the questions that will be asked during the day such as name five drinks Scott Mills would have, answers being white whine, margarita, orange juice… then name 5 things that Scott would take down to the beach, answers again being white wine, margarita, orange juice. The caller Ellie had to list 5 things that would be in Sara Cox’s bag. Ellie got 3 and the 5 things which were sun block, sunglasses, lip balm, money and phone.

(*) Hotel Babylon: More spoken about Chris’ forthcoming appearance in which he has 20 words which he may try and raise it to 23. Chris is going to be a guest where he is in the hotel enjoying himself and he is having a party and orders some things. According to the script, Chris’ part is called male celebrity, but we are promised to have more Hotel Babylon talking as he is filming today but not speaking.

(*) Celebrity Tarzan: Shaun from Newmarket, works in his cousin’s cardboard box factory, cue rubbish jokes. His guess was Patrick Kielty which after much build up to the answer by Chris turns out to be a no.

(*) Films: After ramble, Chris and Rachel were discussing films they have and haven’t seen. Films Chris hasn’t seen are Dirty Dancing, Sound of Music, * and Born on the 4th July. Chris then decides he wants to get rid of his DVDs and CDs through the radio so Rachel is going to come up with a competition or a feature to get rid of them.

(*) Middle Names: Also in Ramble, we found out about some of the teams middle names. Rachel’s is Elizabeth which by coincidence is also Chris’. Dave’s is Lloyd and Carries is Nicole or something similar but she has the initials CND.

(*) Longman: Was on the show today, but could not speak originally due to an explosion of an egg which luckily nobody got hurt in his shop due to Longman’s explanation of divine intervention. He asked the mystic horse a couple of questions and went. Sadly, the Longman song wasn’t played, just a few Longmans dotted over Kelly Clarkson song.

Overall the show was good but not as good as the previous shows this week, seemed a bit too chaotic although normally this works well. The show was summed up with the lack of pips at the end that Chris had to do himself in the end.

Monday 3 July 2006

Monday 3rd July 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Kissing chat, jingles and if Joel was Captain of England
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Dom's cold and the BBQ with Bono
7.20 - Text your good luck messages to Ronaldo
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Dom's not coming out
7.52 - Chris reads out some texts
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Matthew from Portsmouth thinks Hugh Jackman's Celebrity Tarzan. He's wrong
8.20 - Ian Wright's on the phone
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Chris is sick of everyone and we're ready to come home
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - James - Come Home
9.05 - Dave and Aled discuss Ronaldo and Carrives cousin from the country
9.25 - Aled locked the car keys in the car on Friday
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.32 - Joce attracts weirdo's and how we started the car
9.38 - Aled's Sport Relief total
9.52 - Geogg Hurst's on the phone talking about the World Cup
9.55 - Goodbye from Germany

Friday 30 June 2006

Friday 30th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Chris is a bit homesick and we describe our journey with Joce needing a toilet stop every half an hour
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Today we're going to give you an hour of motivational music
7.20 - Aled's swimming training, German service stations and the lady in the pool
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Aled's Sport Relief total and the fact none of us have sponsored him
7.50 - Aled's total has risen
7.58 - Mark Bright's up later
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Vicky Moore wrongly guesses Celebrity Tarzan
8.20 - Mark Bight's on the phone from Hamburg
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.52 - Carrie fancies Chris Waddle
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - NWA - Express Yourself
9.05 - An hour of motivational music for the England team
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel

Thursday 29 June 2006

Thursday 29th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - We explain our Mike Oldfield night to JK & Joel
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - More about last night and Chris teases Joce's story
7.20 - Dom interviewed The Wiggles yesterday and had a nice time
7.25 - Chris tells the Joce story. She ain't no one night stand girl
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Aled gets told off for disappearing last night
7.55 - Chris thinks that all the Chili Pepper songs sound the same
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Dom's 3 Lions songs
8.20 - Do we need Dom to bring anything out to us in Germany?
8.28 - David Garrido meets Wayne Rooney
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Dom teases his Wiggles interview
8.52 - Dave bought a nose flute and we're going to be speaking to Ray Winstone later
8.55 - Dom meets The Wiggles
9.00 - TEDIOUS link - Jesus Jones - International Bright Young Thing
9.10 - Ray Winstone's on the phone live from the England training ground
9.30 - Chris does his Ray impression and text him if you like the Wiggles interview
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.37 - We re-do Dom's 3 Lions song and Aled's Guide to the area day 2
9.50 - We've got ads from German radio
9.58 - Dave plays the nose flute

Wednesday 28 June 2006

Wednesday 28th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Joel is single and sad
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - It's raining and we don't know what to do
7.20 - Shall we just have an argument now? Carrie's seen an eagle and there's somebody at the door
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Ice cream and Aled's guide to Ellwagen
7.50 - Chris might have promised to organise a gig in Stuttgart
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan with Bill from Bewdley
8.15 - Download advice
8.25 - We big up Lily Allen again and you can vote for whether the show's funny or not
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.48 - Learnin German with Dom
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Foo Fighters - Breakout
9.05 - We play hide and seek with Aled
9.25 - We want to play the new Fatboy Slim record and 70% of you think the show's funny
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Carrie talks tennis
9.50 - Aled's looking at pictures of himself, Sport Relief and Dom's meeting The Wiggles

Tuesday 27 June 2006

Tuesday 27th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Chris is on the air two minutes after waking up
7.00 - Chris has now brushed his teeth
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - We tease Dom about all of Newsbeat being out here
7.20 - Burnt sausages, Pirates of the Caribbean and crazy goal
7.28 - Dave sounds like Shaun Ryder and Dom sounds like Alan Partridge
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.50 - Chris's nose hair and Dave's feet
7.56 - New single from McFly - we like it
8.00 - Dom should bin today's One Road Traveller
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Chris talks to Carrie about Steve McClaren
8.07 - Emma thinks that Johnny from Razorlight's today's Celebrity Tarzan
8.15 - dave's got a new game and Chris has found a secret tennis court. Lawro's on the phone
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Dom has a grovelling message from the One Road Traveller
8.46 - Rob DJ's Monday Night Oub Quiz
8.55 - Rob DJ's quiz answers
9.02 - TEDIOUS LINK - Kylie Minogue - 'Put Yourself In My Place'
9.05 - Aled's truck driving boyfriend
9.25 - Chris lives in the kitchedn with cake
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Dom's possibly coming to Germany. Vote if you think he should
9.55 - You voted for him to....come to Germany

Monday 26 June 2006

Monday 26th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Joel's still living in the pub
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Dom tells us about Bruce Willis
7.20 - Have you ever met a Valerie?, Chris dancing with German men and Aled's alternative guide to Stuttgart
7.28 - Rhys is throwing shapes and we've got pictures of the WAGs online
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Aled's trip to the sauna, waterparks and Valeries
7.50 - Aled got recognised in the showers
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 - Dom's Bruce Willis interview
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.32 - We should ban Bruce from the show
8.45 - Sport Relief fundraiser and what your money buys
8.50 - Hannah wins Beckhams boots
9.00 - TEDIOUS - U2 - Pride (In The Name of Love)
9.05 - Debate over the days of the week and David Walliams is swimming the channel
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.34 - Nicole Kidman has married a woman
9.50 - Let's sponsor Aled for his swimming thing
9.55 - Lily Allen album's great
10.00 - We talk to Jo Whiley

Friday 23 June 2006

Friday 23rd June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - We chat World Cup and Love Island with Fearne and Reggie
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - We chat weather with Dom. It's a bit cloudy again today. Rubbish
7.20 - All the team are busy doing their work around the chalet. It's hard being us
7.30 - Chris explains to Dave how he can film himself and download the Chris Moyles track
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - One Road Travel with the man in the ring and Aled's Guide to Ecuador
7.50 - David Garrido's interview with Peter Crouch
7.58 - Funny foreigners
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Rachel from Irvine wrongly guesses James Hewitt in Celebrity Tarzan
8.20 - Ian Wirght's on the phone
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Dom is interviewing Bruce Willis today. Wow!
8.53 - Big Sports Relief plug. You can win signed David Beckham boots
9.00 - TEDIOUS link - Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right
9.10 - Doms Birthday tribute to Carrie
9.25 - Chris and Aled lock the others out of the chalet
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Carrie fancies Chris Waddle, he's just flown over in a fighter jet
9.50 - Paddy Kielty's on the phone

Thursday 22 June 2006

Thursday 22nd June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Guten Tag JK & Joel we're tired
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Chris only had 2 drinks last night
7.20 - There's grass on the floor of the chalet
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.45 - Aled has got his facts wrong and Dave's outside broadcast from the kitchen
7.58 - Dave goes outside to find the pizza
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan's not Paul Bettany
8.20 - Rob DJ's Mondat Night Pub Quiz
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Quiz answers
8.45 - Martin O'Neill's on the phone
9.00 - TEDIOUS link - Mantronix - Got To Have Your Love
9.05 - Tediouis problems and ramble
9.20 - Dave checks on the pizza and gets an orange juice for Chris
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Rachels been farting in bed with Carrie
9.45 - Learnin German
10.00 - Hello to Jo Whiley

Wednesday 21 June 2006

Wednesday 21st June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Joel is living in the pub and we're Movin On Uo
7.00 - We ask Dom if his wife wears the kit during the match
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - All the games are scripted for their camera angles, apparently
7.20 - It took us 3 hours to get back from the match last night and today we're driving down South
7.27 - We describe our walkie talkie game...over
7.30 - More over game with Dom
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Chris picks up Carries sport script and we discuss reviving Top of the Pops with us presenting
7.55 - We've had 3,000 texts about TOTP and we replay Razorlight's live track from yesterday
8.00 - We saw Razorlight at the match last night
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - We discuss the Michael Owen back of the bus issue
8.20 - Chris and Dave meet Noel Gallagher in Cologne
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Aberystwyth money giveaway story
8.45 - The 2nd part of our interview with Noel Gallagher
9.00 - TEDIOUS Link - Dodgy - Staying Out For The Summer
9.05 - This Is Your Life with Jocelin Stainer aged 26
9.20 - Ramble and Jocelin's odd word pronunciation
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.32 - Monster record, Hairy Germans and more Joce pronunciation fun
9.38 - Balcony stuff with Mikey
9.50 - Chappers calls from a train

Tuesday 20 June 2006

Tuesday 20th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - We're going to the football tonight
7.00 - Dom still has a blocked ear so we tell him the Vincent Van Gogh joke
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - We tell Dominic about BFBS and our new forces friends
7.20 - We replay our traffic and travel highlights from yesterday and talk swimming pool action
7.28 - Rachel needs to be disciplined army style and we discuss wide corridors and marching action
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Baldy talk with Dominic and Aled's guide to Sweden
7.45 - The studio is full of kit and Razorlight are here ready to play
7.58 - We like the Christina Aguilera record
8.00 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.00 - Dominics a hypocondriac and there's always something wrong with him
8.05 - Rachel's call centre, your call is important to us and we suggest baby names for caller Craig
8.20 - Alan Shearer's not on the phone today
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Liverpool's latest signing
8.45 - Razorlight play live
9.00 - Tedious Link - Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator
9.20 - Razorlight play 'Golden Touch' and chat about the new album
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.40 - Do you realy want to hurt me Johnny?

Monday 19 June 2006

Monday 19th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Pop a doddle do it's the Arctic Monkeys
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - We tell Dom about where we are in Germany and he discusses earwax and earholes
7.20 - Twin towns, our new feature
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Funny Brazalian commentary and Aled's Guide to Tunisia
7.50 - We run through the milatary greetings and salute
7.55 - Dave does a list of twinned towns
8.00 - Longman's on the phone
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Olly the plumber thinks Celeb Tarzan's Ewan McGregor
8.20 - Aled's interview with Big Brother's Grace
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Get Dom On It - he's sent off to find out whethe soldiers wear underpants or not
8.50 - Mark Bright's on the phone
9.00 - Fatboy Slim - Rockerfellar Skank
9.05 - Norman Cook and Zoe Ball are on the phone
9.25 - Jack Johnson is Hawaiian and we play the Chris Moyles World Cup song
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Dom clears up the whole underpants debate
9.45 - Mally's in the studio. Aled talks Sport Relief, Global domination and tan lines while Chris announces he has dirt on the everybody in the team

Friday 16 June 2006

Friday 16th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Hello & Guten Tag
7.00 - News and Sport
7.00 - Dom sounds like Barry White
7.05 - We analyse last nights win over Trinidad and Tobago
7.20 - Aled talks Big Brother
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Tim Gudgeon scores from last night
7.50 - We describe our journey North tomorrow and who's sitting with who
8.00 - Alan Hansen's up next
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Richard Smith wrongly guesses Danny from Embrace as our Celeb Tarzan
8.20 - Alan Hansen's on the line from Berlin
8.30 - News ans Sport and One Road Travel
8.45 - Learning German - Match Day special
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Now That We've Found Love - Heavy D and the Boy
9.05 - Scottie from Leatherhead got match tickets yesterday
9.20 - The Aled Jones show featuring Rebecca and Matt
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.45 - Aled's Big Brother update

Thursday 15 June 2006

Thursday 15th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - We discuss Chris's purchase of property on the moon
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Wolfmother and garlic breath on Dom
7.20 - We talk about Barbie and Matt the latest competition winners to arrive, Rhys has got Wolfmother out of the car and Hurley's at the pool
7.30 - Tim Gudgeon's score predictions
7.30 - News and Sport and ORT
7.35 - Jools Holland introduces Wolfmother and Aled's guide to Trinidad and Tobago
7.50 - Chris has won on the sweepstake
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Kay Brain wrongly guesses Celebrity Tarzan and Chappers interviews Beckham
8.20 - Our virtual interview with Frank and David
8.30 - News and Sport and ORT
8.35 - Dom has another big interview with Michelle the cleaner
8.50 - Dave's top World Cup interviews
8.58 - Hello to Rebecca and Matt our latest additions
9.00 - Tedious link - Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me
9.05 - Tedious problems and half time chat with Rebecca and Matt
9.20 - The Chris Moyles crossbar challenge
9.30 - News and Sport and ORT
9.35 - Chappers goes to the toilet
9.50 - Garth Crooks is live from the England hotel
9.58 - The John Barns rap on the World in Motion track

Tuesday 13 June 2006

Tuesday 13th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Chat with JK and Joel about how we're getting on
7.00 - News & Sport
7.05 - We tell Dom that Aled's irritating us and we discuss eczema factor, the singing detective and fake tan
7.20 - Aled impresses us with his World Cup knowledge
7.26 - We discuss Rhy's workout yesterday
7.30 - Dave had to give Rhys a piggyback
7.30 - News & Sport & ORT
7.35 - Aled's Guide to Croatia
7.45 - Celebrity Tarzan prizes and we play Keane live from the Astoria
7.50 - Danny has surfaced and looks rough
7.58 - Dave's off to see the Foo Fighter's on Saturday
8.00 - News & Sport
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan's not David Seaman
8.20 - Danny and the Embrace lads are here. We play their live recording of World at Your Feet from last night
8.29 - Chris wants Danny to buy him a car
8.30 - News & Sport & ORT
8.35 - Longman's on the phone and Danny sings The Nolans
8.50 - Quiz questions
9.00 - Tedious link - Reverend Black Grape - Black Grape
9.05 - Quiz answers
9.20 - We talk forest gigs with Danny
9.30 - News & Sport & ORT
9.35 - Aled's guide to Croatia
9.45 - Adrian Chiles is on the phone

Monday 12 June 2006

Monday 12th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Guten Tag UK
7.00 - News & Sport
7.05 - Dom had to use sun cream this week whilst BBQ'ing
7.20 - Classical class. Chris and Dave saw Bernie Clifton at the match on Saturday
7.30 - News & Sport & ORT
7.35 - Aled's guide to Ghana
7.45 - Celebrity Tarzan prizes
7.55 - We discuss the online blogs that we've written
8.00 - News & Sport
8.05 - Eugene from Big Brother isn't our Tarzan
8.20 - Learnin German with Dave class 2
8.30 - News & Sport & ORT
8.35 - Playing with Carrie to relax her golf swing
8.45 - Ray Stubbs is on the phone
9.00 - Tedious link - Holiday - Madonna
9.05 - Half Time with Chris in Chapper's bedoom and Dave's out with the rabbits, horses and dogs
9.25 - German toilets and Dave's in a barn
9.30 - News & Sport & ORT
9.35 - Bites and dislocated thumbs
9.45 - Geoff Hurst's on the phone from Frankfurt
9.55 - Embrace arrive today. They'll be on live tomorrow

Friday 9 June 2006

Friday 9th June 2006 - Live from Germany

7.00 - News & Sport
7.05 - We describe getting here and who's sleeping where in the chalet
7.20 - Chris and Dave go for a wander and Dave meets the horses
7.30 - News & Sport & ORT
7.35 - Chris has pictures of Carrie in a negligee
7.50 - Celebrity Tarzan prizes, horses and what games we've played
8.00 - News & Sport
8.20 - Gary Lineker's on the phone from Berlin
8.30 - News & Sport & ORT
8.35 - Jokes with Dom and we set up Learnin German
8.48 - Learnin German class 1
9.00 - Tedious link - PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss
9.05 - Tedious problems - PM Dawn are they really German? Chappers talks about Dave's snoring and they both discuss their World Tour visit to Baden Baden
9.20 - Chris and Dave meet more horse and Dave befriends a man on a tractor
9.30 - News & Sport & ORT
9.45 - Chris and Dave talk to Rampage and Aled does his guide to Paraguay
9.58 - Goodbye from Germany

Thursday 8 June 2006

Thursday 8th June 2006

7.00 - News and Sport
7.20 - Check list of things we need to take to Germany
7.29 - Chris says hello to Brian Reade
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - We play the BB clip of Glyn
7.50 - Celeb Tarzan prizes and clip
7.58 - Dom went to the Zoo yesterday but didn't go to see Barclay the seal lion
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan guessed by the Poland supporting bloke from Glasgow
8.20 - We go through some more England songs
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - We play our World Cup song again and talk about Dom not going to World Cup and Newsbeat sending other people instead
8.45 - We discuss our secret German holiday camp and the chavs from Portugal and talk generally about our German chalet
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
9.05 - Half time chat about Germany and scary flights
9.20 - More scary flight stories, Rhys is listening in Germany and Aled tells a story about his bottom clenching
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - World cup song again
9.50 - Dave's Guess who and Chris's as well
9.58 - Chris and Ben went to the Ivy and saw somebody famous

Wednesday 7 June 2006

Wednesday 7th June 2006

6.55 - We talk about running over deer and Dom teaches Joel how to do impressions
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Carrie was drunk at the glamour awards last night and kissed Chris
7.20 - Dom's on your case with his cut out and keep face
7.25 - We talk Razorlight and German language pronounciation
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - More fun with May or James Hewitt 
7.50 - Guess who from Carrie and the Glamour Awards discussed
7.58 - Celeb Tarzan clip
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed as Ricky Wilson by Neil in Weston Super Mare
8.20 - Aled's big announcement - he's going to swim a mile for Sport Relief
8.29 - Aled's got a problem with his emails for Eczema factor
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Chris talks about not being able to talk about the article in the Guardian
8.50 - World Cup songs analysed
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Skee-lo - I Wish
9.05 - Ramble and more on the World Cup songs and which is out favourite
9.20 - More World Cup song stuff from us and Jon Culshaw is here
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Jon teaches Jon how to do impressions
9.48 - Jon's impressions of Noel Edmonds and Alan Sugar

Tuesday 6 June 2006

Tuesday 6th June 2006

6.55 - JK and Joel's show that they did on Men and Motors, plus Germany, The Games and X Factor
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - James Hewitt, X Factor from last night and Dom not going to Germany
7.20 - We're going to Germany and we talk about Aled's robot and his funny ways
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Face case for Dominic and bad weather reporting
7.50 - Celeb Tarzan clip, and today we're adding the Zutons album
7.58 - Chris discusses Eamon Holmes and Fiona Phillips and the fact there's something he doesn't trust about her
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed by Stuart the tyre fitter from Crewe
8.20 - Lucy Benjamin on the phone from her bed
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Rayne Wooney
8.45 - Quiz questions
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Len - Steal My Sunshine
9.10 - Longman on the phone with Tedious sushi problems
9.20 - Aled's here and we talk about packing for Germany
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Nobody listens to Dom's One Road Travel and we sing the "At the shops song"
9.48 - England football songs which are all bad and Dom and Carrie do Top Gun clips

Monday 5 June 2006

Monday 5th June 2006

7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We discuss Chris going out of X Factor last night and Dave's mum has conspiracy theory JK and Joel are being filmed and many people agreeing with Dave's mum's conspiracy theory
7.20 - JK and Joel are being filmed and many people are agreeing with Dave's mum's conspiracy theory
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We discuss the weather, Windsor Castle and the fact that Matt got flowers from Nelson Mandela while Chris got some from Paul O Grady
7.50 - Chris's brother's birthday and where we're going for lunch and who the Celeb Tarzan could be
7.58 - Sandi Thom's prawn cracker record
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan wrongly guessed by the hair moose lady
8.20 - World cup round table 
8.28 - More about the awful James record
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Aled's done a non specific country version of World in Motion
8.48 - Louis Walsh is here Band One
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Guns n Roses - Sweet Child O'Mine
9.05 - More about Dave's conspiracy theory
9.20 - How much money is Louis worth and maybe we could do the show live from Louis's place in Miami. He's got 5 houses and we discuss Westlife
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.48 - Aled gives us his BB update

Friday 2 June 2006

Friday 2nd June 2006

6.55 - Good morning!
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Chris isn't happy about his U2 performance last night
7.20 - We talk about our ex-trainer Jane who Dave was out with last night and X Factor and Mike Skinner
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Tranny Rachel and Cyber Tranny and Dr Who and Billie Piper
7.50 - Celeb Tarzan clip and we discuss the Jose Mourinihio DVD and whether Carrie should have it in exchange for socks
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.10 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed - it's not Preston from the Ordinary Boys
8.15 - We give away a pair of England v Jamaica tickets and football boots to Nathan on a canal boat with his parents
8.25 - Michel the cleaner critiques Chris's performance on X Factor last night
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.33 - Chris analyses his performance of U2 last night and we talk Tony Christie and Big George and Neil Sedaka
8.50 - We discuss X Factor again and Aled's here to talk Big Brother
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
9.05 - Billie Piper is here and Chris revisits thwie early chemistry from the 90's 
9.25 - We discuss Billie's film, girl on girl action and whether Dave is bifocal
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - The BBC Internal phone game
9.58 - Tales from Hunstanton and Chris and Billie's respective books

Thursday 1 June 2006

Thursday 1st June 2006

7.00 - News and Sport 
7.15 - Chris's local pub is supporting him and has got face masks and we play the clips of Hewitt and Loos
7.25 - Chris putting his hand on Kate Thornton's bum and the funny chefs
7.29 - Carrie could marry James Hewitt
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We play the chefs, Dom translates and Rachel's guess who
7.48 - Louis Walsh could be listening and Paul O' Grady won't come on the show
7.55 - Rachel's voice is knackered as a result of Chris singing in voodoo style
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.20 - Player not a Player - Stephen from Surrey wins and is coming to the Sweden game in Cologne
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.33 - David Walliams is here
8.50 - David Walliams Band One
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo
9.05 - David Walliams Band Two
9.25 - We talk swimming the channel and then rate David Walliams as a guest
9.29 - We discuss people we don't like in showbusiness and in the office
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.54 - Tomorrow we're giving away Jamaica tickets
9.58 - Jo Whiley loves Chris

Wednesday 31 May 2006

Wednesday 31st May 2006

6.55 - Happy Birthday Joel
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt
7.20 - Chris's dancers and the Gareth Gates story
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Dave's day at Brands Hatch when he crashed and smashed up one of their cars
7.50 - Nelly Furtado is going to Germany
7.55 - We discuss the England game last night
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Emma on Celebrity Tarzan is from Stourbridge and wrongly guesses Neil Morrissey
8.20 - Player not a Player
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - PLayer not a Player Band 2
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Happy Mondays - Step On
9.05 - Fun with the echo machine and we meet Transvestite Rachel
9.27 - We run through the votes for your favourite X Factor contestant
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.40 - Longman on the phone from the Cash and Carry
9.50 - More X Factor voting stuff
9.58 - Transvestite Rachel sings us out

Tuesday 30 May 2006

Tuesday 30th May 2006

6.55 - X Factor chat with JK and Joel and the guest list
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - More X Factor stuff about Gillian McKeith and Rebecca Loos
7.20 - Chris plays a trick on Lucy Benjamin and Dave didn't understand Anton Zilli's performance of Uptown Girl and this is how you enter for Germany
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Chris runs through his fellow contestants
7.50 - James Hewitt discussed and Celeb Tarzan clip
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.01 - The Black Eyed Peas and more James Hewitt clips 
8.10 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed
8.20 - Player not a Player - Nick Thorpe wins
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - We wish Scotland had qualified
8.40 - More X Factor stuff
8.50 - Jonathan Wilkes and Socceraid and Richard Park on GMTV
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Tears for Fears - Shout
9.05 - Half time and quiz questions
9.15 - Quiz answers
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.45 - Aled's BB update

Friday 26 May 2006

Friday 26th May 2006

6.55 - Hello Fearne and Reggie. Hosepipe bans and inefficient water companies
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We hate the rain and we talk more facts
7.20 - Salads and the fat content of most dressings
7.26 - Dawn from Big Brother and her BB Codes
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.45 - Celeb Timecheck from Beyonce and we play Celeb Tarzan
7.54 - We discuss the Fall Out Boy live lounge track
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed by the girl from Blackburn
8.20 - We tell you how you culd be coming to Germany with us
8.26 - Famous DJs that we know and how old is Paul Oakenfold
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Trivial pursuit the 90s
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - The Cure - Friday I'm in Love
9.05 - Aled talks about Big Brother and tonight's eviction
9.20 - George Michael is on with Jo today
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - We talk sex in an adult and an educational way
9.50 - Jamie Redknapp on the phone

Thursday 25 May 2006

Thursday 25th May 2006

6.55 - Chris is wearing shades and his hungover
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Chris ordered a pizza at midnight
7.20 - We met the coloured beard man and evil last night for X Factor and Dave filmed a piece for Chris
7.28 - Vernon, Scott and Chris showing his love through the catflap
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Ring or text to register for Germany
7.48 - If you can't spell Germany you're too thick to come
7.50 - Celeb tarzan prizes and we've added Bands 06 album
7.59 - Jack Johnson album maybe a bit like Norah Jones and Dido. Dinner party music and we discuss dinner parties in general
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed by Steph in Chester
8.18 - The line up for Bank Holiday Monday we announce Davina
8.25 - Old telly shows, and Scott Mills and Rachel and Mally's matching jumpers
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Jade does the weather
8.48 - Rugby tickets giveaway and should girls do boxing and rugby
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Public Enemy - Fight The Power
9.05 - Gunshots over Treasure Hunt
9.10 - Sex quiz with Camp Westwood and Chris and Dave get an ace pressie
9.25 - Aled's guess who - Orlando Bloom
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.45 - Result of the rugby vote
9.50 - X Factor chat

Wednesday 24 May 2006

Wednesday 24th May 2006

6.55 - Catflaps studios, lap dances and kiss and tells
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.20 - Soccer Aid and lose and Eurovision
7.28 - Dom thinks Paranoid Android sounds like something
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We discuss the audition tape and David Beckham interview from last night 
7.50 - We tease exciting world cup news to come and discuss Malta briefly
7.59 - Dave is scratching his arse and has apparently let himself go but is helping Chris out today by turning up at the pub
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan wrongly guessed and our local supermarket has got an Irish section with Kimberley biscuits
8.18 - Basement Jaxx are good we do the ticket registration thing for Germany
8.28 - Rachel can't find Hognol a parrot and we recap the entry procedure for Germany
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Dave's Guess Who - Gary Kemp
8.50 - Dom Richard E Grant interview
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Wet Wet Wet - Sweet Little Mystery
9.06 - Aled's here, half time chat about Aled's website and then Big Brother and X Factor and then magnolia paint
9.28 - Chris's guess who
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.50 - Chris meets Jade - very funny

Tuesday 23 May 2006

Tuesday 23rd May 2006

6.55 - Chris hides so we tease JK and Joel that he's not here again
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Celebrity X Factor, Socceraid from last night and Gillian McKeith
7.20 - We discuss X Factor
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Who from the team is going to watch Chris sing at X Factor
7.50 - We talk about BB Pete and his tourettes and Shahbaz
7.59 - Brief chat about Eurovision and Terry and Fearne, more after the news
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan wrongly guessed by 
8.20 - Terry Wogan on Eurovision and Lordi 
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - We promote the safe sex campaign
8.45 - Quiz questions
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - The Smiths - This Charming Man
9.10 - Quiz answers
9.20 - Negative comments on Chris Moyles.net
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Questions for Richard E Grant
9.50 - Aled's website
9.58 - Jo talks X Factor songs for Chris

Monday 22 May 2006

Monday 22nd May 2006

6.55 - Chris isn't here so Dave starts with JK and Joel
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.20 - Classical class and where is he
7.25 - Random texts about where he is
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Where is he, now
7.40 - Longman on the phone
7.50 - The rest of the day on Radio 1 and Joel's chart rundown
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Donna wrongly guesses Hugh Jackman
8.20 - We do the big sell for the safe sex campaign
8.28 - JK and Joel tease their game for us and Dave says he's got a game as well
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Eurovision on Saturday night and Dom's wife was voting or was she
8.45 - JK and Joel's game
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - New Order - True Faith
9.05 - Lets get ready to ramble
9.18 - JK talks weddings 
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Carrie says Fadge for Fudge
9.45 - Chris on the phone from Cardiff
9.50 - Jo on the show

Friday 19 May 2006

Friday 19 May 2006

6.55 - Eurovision stuff with Fearne and we talk Daz Sampson and play with the pitch bender
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We discuss Tourettes Pete and what he likes 
7.20 - Chris and Dave run through the Big Brother housemates
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - There's been a development in the BB house already and Shabaz sounds like Lorraine Kelly
7.50 - There's a flood in the building which could cause problems and Chris has a guess who - Lorraine Kelly
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan correctly guessed by Abigail from Rochdale it was Jordan
8.20 - Chris has been asked to do something cool and has been described in the Star as a Lardy Tune player and Helmut interviews Daz Sampson
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.50 - Internal imemo because we have a river of sewage in the studio area
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Urban Cookie Collective - The Key, The Secret
9.05 - Dave runs through the World Cup sweepstake draw
9.20 - Two Word Tango
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Leeds v Watford and more 2 Word Tango
9.45 - 2 Word Tango famous horses 
9.52 - Famous football grounds and Leeds songs

Wednesday 17 May 2006

Wednesday 17 May 2006

6.55 - Carrie is in Paris, so we test the delay on the line 
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Carrie on her balcony, and then she disappears 
7.18 - It's carpet day and Chris finally has proof that Dave snores. Dom couldn't sleep 
7.28 - It's not as bad as Dave thought and he has consistent rhythm in his sleep 
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We're not convinced that Carrie is really in Paris 
7.48 - Our local pub is charging £10 entrance tonight and we play the Celebrity Tarzan clip, Dave thanks he knows who it is 
7.58 - What time should we go to the pub? 
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan and Ghostbusters and Chris's policy on the homeless 
8.24 - Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman on the show tomorrow and Dave showcases his impressive knowledge of Halle and Hugh 
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Colin Murray does Elvis and we all sing Band Aid from Friday 
8.50 - We plug the podcast 
8.57 - Aled has a transcript from Big Brother 
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Zero 7 - Destiny 
9.18 - We discuss possible titles for Chris's book 
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - We go through the possible entries for this week's Eurovision 
9.50 - We roadtest Helmut Cheese for Eurovision 
10.10 - Jo Whiley is late. Helmut is here, very funny 

Tuesday 16 May 2006

Tuesday 16th May 2006

Official running order

6.58 - We're shattered cos we were in the Big Brother house last night
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We briefly discuss the tedious Big Brother entry process last night and Dave being first to bed
7.20 - We're a bit sleep deprived from last night and we plug the Kooks from Dundee
7.28 - The Kooks sound great
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - The results of who snores and who doesn't
7.48 - Sin Sin Sin sounds like the Lottery recap
7.58 - Celeb Tarzan clip 
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan wrongly guessed by the lad from Chinnor and Jo's in early
8.20 - Dom meets Uma Thurman
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Dave and Jo singing and Vernon from Friday night
8.50 - Quiz questions
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Faithless - Insomnia
9.05 - Quiz answers
9.20 - Farting and belching last night and casino stories of Westwood and Derren Brown
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - Carrie's vinegar gurgling and Jo Whiley singing again
9.50 - Pink's a bit of a prima donna and we had a nice time in Dundee, even though it needs a bit of a clean
9.57 - Jo Whiley needs a money lend off Chris

Monday 15 May 2006

Monday 15 May 2006

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Official running order

6.55 - We're here to bring you the flavour of the de-rig
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Big Brother house tonight. Our hopes and fears 
7.20 - Tales from the weekend, Chris getting pelted with a bottle, The big screens and Keane live
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Chris and the story of the Dumfries steak man
7.45 - Red button sell and Longman interviews Corinne Bailey Rae
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - VIP Vera meets Feeder, get in there Radio 1
8.20 - Pink loves Chris now
8.25 - Here Comes Fatty story
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.50 - Dave's just been for a pee around the back of the truck and Jocelin interviews the high voiced lady
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK
9.05 - Half time
9.25 - Rachel and Dave singing Time of My Life
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Carrie singing and more of Rachel and Dave 'Hey Baby'
9.48 - Aled interviews the Sugababes
9.55 - Jo Whiley sings UB40