Monday 5th June 2006

7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We discuss Chris going out of X Factor last night and Dave's mum has conspiracy theory JK and Joel are being filmed and many people agreeing with Dave's mum's conspiracy theory
7.20 - JK and Joel are being filmed and many people are agreeing with Dave's mum's conspiracy theory
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We discuss the weather, Windsor Castle and the fact that Matt got flowers from Nelson Mandela while Chris got some from Paul O Grady
7.50 - Chris's brother's birthday and where we're going for lunch and who the Celeb Tarzan could be
7.58 - Sandi Thom's prawn cracker record
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celebrity Tarzan wrongly guessed by the hair moose lady
8.20 - World cup round table 
8.28 - More about the awful James record
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Aled's done a non specific country version of World in Motion
8.48 - Louis Walsh is here Band One
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Guns n Roses - Sweet Child O'Mine
9.05 - More about Dave's conspiracy theory
9.20 - How much money is Louis worth and maybe we could do the show live from Louis's place in Miami. He's got 5 houses and we discuss Westlife
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.48 - Aled gives us his BB update

Friday 2nd June 2006

6.55 - Good morning!
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Chris isn't happy about his U2 performance last night
7.20 - We talk about our ex-trainer Jane who Dave was out with last night and X Factor and Mike Skinner
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Tranny Rachel and Cyber Tranny and Dr Who and Billie Piper
7.50 - Celeb Tarzan clip and we discuss the Jose Mourinihio DVD and whether Carrie should have it in exchange for socks
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.10 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed - it's not Preston from the Ordinary Boys
8.15 - We give away a pair of England v Jamaica tickets and football boots to Nathan on a canal boat with his parents
8.25 - Michel the cleaner critiques Chris's performance on X Factor last night
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.33 - Chris analyses his performance of U2 last night and we talk Tony Christie and Big George and Neil Sedaka
8.50 - We discuss X Factor again and Aled's here to talk Big Brother
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me
9.05 - Billie Piper is here and Chris revisits thwie early chemistry from the 90's 
9.25 - We discuss Billie's film, girl on girl action and whether Dave is bifocal
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - The BBC Internal phone game
9.58 - Tales from Hunstanton and Chris and Billie's respective books

Thursday 1st June 2006

7.00 - News and Sport 
7.15 - Chris's local pub is supporting him and has got face masks and we play the clips of Hewitt and Loos
7.25 - Chris putting his hand on Kate Thornton's bum and the funny chefs
7.29 - Carrie could marry James Hewitt
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - We play the chefs, Dom translates and Rachel's guess who
7.48 - Louis Walsh could be listening and Paul O' Grady won't come on the show
7.55 - Rachel's voice is knackered as a result of Chris singing in voodoo style
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.20 - Player not a Player - Stephen from Surrey wins and is coming to the Sweden game in Cologne
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.33 - David Walliams is here
8.50 - David Walliams Band One
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo
9.05 - David Walliams Band Two
9.25 - We talk swimming the channel and then rate David Walliams as a guest
9.29 - We discuss people we don't like in showbusiness and in the office
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.54 - Tomorrow we're giving away Jamaica tickets
9.58 - Jo Whiley loves Chris

Wednesday 31st May 2006

6.55 - Happy Birthday Joel
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Rebecca Loos and James Hewitt
7.20 - Chris's dancers and the Gareth Gates story
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Dave's day at Brands Hatch when he crashed and smashed up one of their cars
7.50 - Nelly Furtado is going to Germany
7.55 - We discuss the England game last night
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Emma on Celebrity Tarzan is from Stourbridge and wrongly guesses Neil Morrissey
8.20 - Player not a Player
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - PLayer not a Player Band 2
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Happy Mondays - Step On
9.05 - Fun with the echo machine and we meet Transvestite Rachel
9.27 - We run through the votes for your favourite X Factor contestant
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.40 - Longman on the phone from the Cash and Carry
9.50 - More X Factor voting stuff
9.58 - Transvestite Rachel sings us out

Tuesday 30th May 2006

6.55 - X Factor chat with JK and Joel and the guest list
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - More X Factor stuff about Gillian McKeith and Rebecca Loos
7.20 - Chris plays a trick on Lucy Benjamin and Dave didn't understand Anton Zilli's performance of Uptown Girl and this is how you enter for Germany
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Chris runs through his fellow contestants
7.50 - James Hewitt discussed and Celeb Tarzan clip
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.01 - The Black Eyed Peas and more James Hewitt clips 
8.10 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed
8.20 - Player not a Player - Nick Thorpe wins
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - We wish Scotland had qualified
8.40 - More X Factor stuff
8.50 - Jonathan Wilkes and Socceraid and Richard Park on GMTV
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Tears for Fears - Shout
9.05 - Half time and quiz questions
9.15 - Quiz answers
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.45 - Aled's BB update

Friday 26th May 2006

6.55 - Hello Fearne and Reggie. Hosepipe bans and inefficient water companies
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - We hate the rain and we talk more facts
7.20 - Salads and the fat content of most dressings
7.26 - Dawn from Big Brother and her BB Codes
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.45 - Celeb Timecheck from Beyonce and we play Celeb Tarzan
7.54 - We discuss the Fall Out Boy live lounge track
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed by the girl from Blackburn
8.20 - We tell you how you culd be coming to Germany with us
8.26 - Famous DJs that we know and how old is Paul Oakenfold
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Trivial pursuit the 90s
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - The Cure - Friday I'm in Love
9.05 - Aled talks about Big Brother and tonight's eviction
9.20 - George Michael is on with Jo today
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.35 - We talk sex in an adult and an educational way
9.50 - Jamie Redknapp on the phone

Thursday 25th May 2006

6.55 - Chris is wearing shades and his hungover
7.00 - News and Sport 
7.05 - Chris ordered a pizza at midnight
7.20 - We met the coloured beard man and evil last night for X Factor and Dave filmed a piece for Chris
7.28 - Vernon, Scott and Chris showing his love through the catflap
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
7.35 - Ring or text to register for Germany
7.48 - If you can't spell Germany you're too thick to come
7.50 - Celeb tarzan prizes and we've added Bands 06 album
7.59 - Jack Johnson album maybe a bit like Norah Jones and Dido. Dinner party music and we discuss dinner parties in general
8.00 - News and Sport 
8.05 - Celeb Tarzan wrongly guessed by Steph in Chester
8.18 - The line up for Bank Holiday Monday we announce Davina
8.25 - Old telly shows, and Scott Mills and Rachel and Mally's matching jumpers
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
8.35 - Jade does the weather
8.48 - Rugby tickets giveaway and should girls do boxing and rugby
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - Public Enemy - Fight The Power
9.05 - Gunshots over Treasure Hunt
9.10 - Sex quiz with Camp Westwood and Chris and Dave get an ace pressie
9.25 - Aled's guess who - Orlando Bloom
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel 
9.45 - Result of the rugby vote
9.50 - X Factor chat