Friday, 27 May 2011

Friday 27th May 2011


Reviewed by Nicola_Red

6.30am Show starts with the Friday cheesy song

6.33am Chris tells us that he saw Reggie Yates at the gym, and that he was laughing as usual. Aled says that he thinks Reggie is just a naturally happy person. Chris then says that he went for dinner at his brother's house last night, and that he's still not drinking. They had Moroccan lamb and couscous.

6.37am Chris has been looking at old photos of his family, and shows the team some of them. He also mentions that his Dad knows all the pubs in the local area.

6.45am The team discuss their upcoming Saturday lie-in.

6.46am It's pointed out that Dave is absent. Chris explains that he's stuck in traffic.

6.48am Dom suggests that the team all bring baby photos in next week.

6.50am Chris says he needs to go the gym today, and that he gained weight whilst in Carlisle, and before that while on holiday after the marathon show in March.

6.55am Aled has organised a breakfast lottery for this morning, but isn't sure whether to do it or not.

6.59am Dave arrives, and confirms that he did indeed have traffic trouble.

7.02am Dave asks Chris for his brother's Moroccan lamb recipe. Dom asks him if he doesn't feel strange eating lamb after their walks through sheep fields while in Carlisle, but Dave says he's fine with it. Dom doesn't like lamb, as it's "too meaty".

7.04am The team decide they will play Aled's breakfast roulette after the news.

7.05am News with Dominic and Tina

7.09am Aled's breakfast roulette. The results are as follows:

Aled wins his own breakfast, porridge with soya milk
Dom wins Chris's bacon omelette
Tina wins Dom's sausage and beans
Chris wins Dave's toast and Marmite
Dave wins the bonus full English breakfast.

7.14am Black Eyed Peas - Don't Stop The Party
7.18am Jessie J - Nobody's Perfect

7.22am The team discuss Jaguar Skills' show which took place on Radio 1 last night (Thursday 27th May).

7.24am Celebrity Raspberry. Today's caller is Chris from Chippenham, who is a driller for a site investigation company. He incorrectly guesses the raspberry-blower to be Matt Smith.

7.33am News with Dominic and Tina

7.37am The team read out some exam texts, and wish exam-takers well in the style of Alan Sugar and the Dragons. Dave and Dom act out a scene between Adele and Theo Paphitis.

7.42am Taio Cruz - Dynamite
7.46am All Time Low - I Feel Like Dancing

7.49am The team discuss the Guardian's Music Power 100 list, a countdown of the most powerful people in music today. They play a game in which they have to guess who's in the list and who they are higher or lower than. Chris and Aled are at no45, Adele is no1 (you can read the full list here).

8.06am News with Dominic and Tina

8.10am Noah and The Whale - Life is Life
8.14am McFly - Star Girl

8.18am The team talk about Take That, whose UK tour starts this weekend in Sunderland.

8.20am Promotion for the 10 Hour Takeover on Bank Holiday Monday, which is live from Camp Bastion in Afghanistan. They decide to do a 10 Second Takeover and invite listeners to call in to choose songs that that they want to hear the first ten seconds of.

8.25am Alex Galdino - What A Feeling

8.28am More discussion of the Guardian Music Power list.

8.29am Further discussion of the 10 Hour Takeover. Chris does his best Westwood impression as promotion.

8.34am News with Dominic and Tina

8.38am More Westwood impressions.

8.42am Lady Gaga - Edge Of Glory
8.47am David Guetta featuring Nicki Minaj & Flo Rida - Where Them Girls At

8.50am Tina and Aled talk about their night out to see Olly Murs in concert last night. Tina denies fancying Olly, but Aled readily confesses.

8.55am The 10 Second Takeover. The tracks we hear the first ten seconds of are:

Stevie Wonder - Superstition
Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
Underworld - Born Slippy
Lady Gaga - Judas
Foo Fighters - Rope

9.02am The Golden Hour begins.

9.03am Spice Girls - Say You'll Be There
9.08am The Wannadies - You & Me Song
9.12am TLC - Creep
9.16am Blur - Charmless Man
9.20am Bone-Thuggs & Harmony - Crossroads
9.25am Chicane - Offshore
9.28am Kula Shaker - Tattva

9.31am The Golden Hour reveal - Dave, Tina, Dom and Rick from Online all correctly guess 1996.

9.33am News with Dominic and Tina

9.39am Nickelback - Rockstar (Tina's choice)
9.43am Fatman Scoop featuring the Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful (Matt's choice)
9.47am Daft Punk - Da Funk (Aled's choice)
9.51am Stevie Wonder - Signed, Sealed, Delivered (Dave's choice)
9.54am James - Sit Down (Dom's choice)
9.58am Take That - Relight My Fire

10.02am A singalong to the Take That track segues into the handover with Sara. She congratulates the team on their 10 second Takeover, and chooses her own 10 second track, which is Take That's Everything Changes.

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Wednesday 9th February 2011

Download

http://www.archive.org/download/ChrisMoylesShowWednesday9thFeb2011Edited/20110209.mp3

Thanks go to ianpwilliams for editing this show


Official synopsis

Today Tina took over the show for an hour, with her dog MJ coming into the studio (watch Chris' priceless reaction), souped up Sports News and Hip Hop Punishment part two - us rapping karaoke. The online voting for British Breakthrough Act at the Brits 2011 mentioned in this programme closes on Fri 11th Feb at 12pm.


Official running order

06:35 We talk about Dom's gym routine and Chris listening to old tapes of himself. We hear classic clips from yesteryear which sound weird and we talk about honesty and how all DJs are idiots.
  
07:05 Tina has got her special hour this morning and Chris and Dave are totally not looking forward to meeting her pet wolf MJ.

Celebrity Raspberry with Chloe and Dave isn't in a bad mood. She gets it wrong by guessing Buble and wins nothing.

Tina's Hour - Part 1
Tina's hour has started - she has her own souped-up sports jingles and brings in her pet wolf to meet Chris and Dave. They're not scared but decide to build a little barrier just in case.

Tina's Hour - Part 2
We have some hip hop punishment as part of Tina's special hour on Radio 1.

09:00 Tedious Link - Primal Scream - Movin On Up

Dave's Hip Hop Punishment
Tedious problems and then Dave does some hip hop punishment in the form of Beyonce and Single Ladies. In a way its like punishment for all.

Toby LeRone Update -
We hear the latest funny name mentions.

09:45 Carpark Catchphrase

10:00 We talk to Fearne about bra sizes.


Videos

Friday, 14 August 2009

Friday 14th August 2009 - Hosted by Vernon

06:30 - News and Sport
06:35 – Vernon and the team are broadcasting live from Edinburgh, the home of Scott Mills the Musical. Vernon recaps on his cameo role last night and is still excited about it all
07:00 - News and Sport
07:15 – Dave gives his report of the Musical shenanigans recorded live last night at Pleasance in Edinburgh
07:30 - News and Sport
07:40 – Vernon and Dave find out who was the better driver from their trip to Rockingham on Wednesday. It was a close call, but overall Vernon was was the winner and, if there was no-one else available, could be Schumacher's replacement.
08:00 - News and Sport
08:05 – Vernon rubs it in that he was victorious at the race track
08:20 – We play clips of Vernon’s big moment treading the boards in Scott Mills The Musical. We hear his rendition of MC Hammer’s ‘Can’t Touch This’ and his venture into a bit of freestyle breakdancing. It is quite impressive.
08.30 – News and Sport
08.40 – The registration doors of Car Park Catchphrase are officially open! We hear one of the best moments from yesteryear and are all looking forward to more golden moments from next week onwards.
09:00 - The Golden Hour part one - 1998
Air – ‘Kelly Watch The Stars’
Barenaked Ladies – ‘One Week’
5 – ‘Everybody Get Up’
The Verve – ‘Sonnet’
Fat Les – ‘Vindaloo’
All Saints – ‘Under The Bridge’
The Beautiful South – ‘Perfect 10’
09:30 - News and Sport
09:35 - The Golden Hour part two – Vernon In The Mix
The Beloved – ‘Sweet Harmony’
Ultra Nate - 'Free'
Energy 52 - 'Café Del Mar'
The Prodigy - 'Out Of Space'
Josh Wink - 'Higher State Of Consciousness'
Paul Johnson - 'Get Get Down'
Bob Marley vs. Funkstar Deluxe - 'Sun Is Shinin''
Sash - 'Encore Une Fois'

Monday, 2 March 2009

Monday 2nd March 2009

6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Vernon’s here. We welcome him along. Very exciting, and unbelievably we play 2 records before 6:45
6:45 - Helen the trucker on the phone. Brilliant caller
6.53 – We have a natter about our various weekends, and talk about the possibility of going out on Wednesday to watch Everton against Blackburn
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – We ask Dom to give us a quick tease of his U2 day on Friday. He’s still very excited
7.20 – Lenny Henry gives us the challenge for today. Dave is going to be spinning on his helmet and Dom’s going to be body popping
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – We recap the challenge which Dave and Dom have in front of them if we receive £20,000 on the texts
7:45 - Dave wants to know whether we can enrol some other people for the dancing challenge, like on that advert which is on the telly at the moment
7.50 – Dom tells us about Friday when he met U2, and then we cross live to Africa to talk to Chris Moyles and Gary Barlow
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 – More of Dom’s interview with U2. In particular Bono’s Seal impression which is quality. We then play Beautiful day from the live lounge with Jo on Friday
8.29 – The Comic Relief total is in and we’ll find out whether Dave and Dom will be dancing after the news
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – The total is in and it’s £24,000!! The boys will be dancing after the show for Comic Relief
8:50 - We recap the dance challenge now that the total has passed £24,000 today
8:55 - Tedious Link – Run DMC – Walk This Way
9.00 – Chris’s update from Africa
9:25 - We talk about the update and the toilets and the whether the mood and challenge will get tougher as the days go on. We also talk diggerland and Tom and tanks and sit on mowers and dangerous strimmers
9.30 - News and Sport
9.55 – We talk about Chris’s updates, and him being back tomorrow, and refresh the challenge of Dave and Dom dancing later

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Thursday 6th November 2008

Official running order

6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Dave’s back. Chris wants to play a new spinny sick game with him as soon as the alarm goes off. Dom thinks he’s going to the children’s Baftas even though he hasn’t really been invited, and Chris has done a new Barack Obama song. We also talk about the Mighty Boosh and how funny it is.
6.55 – More about the sick game and Chris’ Obama song which Dave can’t sing. We also say vote Daniel on this week’s X Factor to keep him in
7.00 - News and Sport
7.10 – First round of the spinny sick game, Dave’s gets spun 10 times and then has to walk over to Chris. Carrie then has a go at the Barack Obama song with interesting results
7.20 – Chris tells us about his ongoing dental treatment nightmare
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – More stories about dentists, and Rachel tells us about her crazy teeth which grew out of her eyes. Yuk. And the spinny alarm goes off, as Chris tries to make Dave sick again
7.50 – Next week we’ve got Jimmy Carr and Alesha Dixon on the show. And we talk about Mt Kilamanjaro and Chris’ new fitness regime. Chris weighs the same as 2 Carries
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – Carrie asks Lewis Hamilton a question which is very funny, and we talk about McLaren
8.20 – We have the clip of Kimberley and Cheryl from Girls Aloud talking about climbing Kilamanjaro with Chris on This Morning with Phil and Fearne
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – Chris plays his Barack Obama song again, and then it’s time to spin Dave for the third time
8.50 – Dom has woodpecker news which is very moving
9.00 – Tedious Link – Madonna – Into the Groove
9.05 – Dave might have made a small error mistaking Norman the Conqueror for William the Conqueror. We then talk about Tim the piano man who’s done the cheesy song on YouTube. Rachel goes all East London and street talking and we then play the clips of Dizzee Rascal and Jeremy Paxman. Chris tries to recreate the debate, but plays Banana Splits by accident innit
9.25 – We quickly rate Take That and Richard Hammond interviews from the last week or so
9.30 - News and Sport
9.40 – Chris wants to be in Girls Aloud
9.45 – Carpark Catchphrase with Steve and Jan Marie Regan. Steve wins
10.00 – We chat to Sara about dentists and 1Xtra


Videos

Friday, 1 February 2008

Friday 1st February 2008

6.30 – News and Sport
6.35 – We talk about Greg and Neil and their free tops, and Neil's DJ name 'Jackson Sloane', and other assorted guff
6.50 – We discuss the weather and school closures and the writers strike in America and the new series of Lost which Dave is going to try and catch up with
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – Dom's got an in-depth weather report which we do over the Back To The Future Music, and Dave reckons the intro of Back To The Future sounds just like the start of Emmerdale
7.20 – Apparently there's no schools closed anywhere. More advice from Reveen the hypnotist. This time about overeating
7.25 – We have some more Reveen action, with some people thinking it's Dave. And Mally has remixed the track. Rachel and Mally were mixing at the same time!...guh huh
7.28 – Alan Carr is in the building and as got all South Bank now. He’s changed. Also JLC looks better with a beard than without
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – Carrie on Rugby with Ryan Jones
7.50 – Alan Carr is going to be on in an hour, and Chris has got some healthy muffins, and he gets Aled to eat a whole one
8.00 - News and Sport
8.15 – Alan Carr's in. He talks about his appearance on Jonathan Ross, his nomination for a South Bank award, oil rigs and massage parlours. Aled explains the idea of Celebrity Ding Dong, and Chris talks about the episode he was on. We're going to do some singing with Alan in a bit
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – Chris goes through Alan's biog, and he's planning on singing Grace Jones or M People
8.50 – Alan receives his cake from Rachel
8.55 – Alan sings Tom Jones
9.00 – Tedious Link – Blockster 'You Should Be Dancing'
9.05 – Alan's celebrity lap
9.08 – Alan's time is better than JLC's, and we do a big plug for his show tonight
9.25 – Goodbye to Alan Carr
9.28 – We plug the podcast, and then notice that Alan Carr's message sounds nothing like him. Chris then does an array of crap birthday card style impressions
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – Chris does an array of Celebrity voices, which then people think is a pre written link
9.45 – We talk Edith Bowman, and where we're up to with the whole wind situation
10.00 – Chris is going to take Jo Whiley shopping on Monday apparently