Monday 2nd March 2009

6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Vernon’s here. We welcome him along. Very exciting, and unbelievably we play 2 records before 6:45
6:45 - Helen the trucker on the phone. Brilliant caller
6.53 – We have a natter about our various weekends, and talk about the possibility of going out on Wednesday to watch Everton against Blackburn
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – We ask Dom to give us a quick tease of his U2 day on Friday. He’s still very excited
7.20 – Lenny Henry gives us the challenge for today. Dave is going to be spinning on his helmet and Dom’s going to be body popping
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – We recap the challenge which Dave and Dom have in front of them if we receive £20,000 on the texts
7:45 - Dave wants to know whether we can enrol some other people for the dancing challenge, like on that advert which is on the telly at the moment
7.50 – Dom tells us about Friday when he met U2, and then we cross live to Africa to talk to Chris Moyles and Gary Barlow
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 – More of Dom’s interview with U2. In particular Bono’s Seal impression which is quality. We then play Beautiful day from the live lounge with Jo on Friday
8.29 – The Comic Relief total is in and we’ll find out whether Dave and Dom will be dancing after the news
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – The total is in and it’s £24,000!! The boys will be dancing after the show for Comic Relief
8:50 - We recap the dance challenge now that the total has passed £24,000 today
8:55 - Tedious Link – Run DMC – Walk This Way
9.00 – Chris’s update from Africa
9:25 - We talk about the update and the toilets and the whether the mood and challenge will get tougher as the days go on. We also talk diggerland and Tom and tanks and sit on mowers and dangerous strimmers
9.30 - News and Sport
9.55 – We talk about Chris’s updates, and him being back tomorrow, and refresh the challenge of Dave and Dom dancing later

Thursday 6th November 2008

Official running order

6.30 - News and Sport
6.35 – Dave’s back. Chris wants to play a new spinny sick game with him as soon as the alarm goes off. Dom thinks he’s going to the children’s Baftas even though he hasn’t really been invited, and Chris has done a new Barack Obama song. We also talk about the Mighty Boosh and how funny it is.
6.55 – More about the sick game and Chris’ Obama song which Dave can’t sing. We also say vote Daniel on this week’s X Factor to keep him in
7.00 - News and Sport
7.10 – First round of the spinny sick game, Dave’s gets spun 10 times and then has to walk over to Chris. Carrie then has a go at the Barack Obama song with interesting results
7.20 – Chris tells us about his ongoing dental treatment nightmare
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – More stories about dentists, and Rachel tells us about her crazy teeth which grew out of her eyes. Yuk. And the spinny alarm goes off, as Chris tries to make Dave sick again
7.50 – Next week we’ve got Jimmy Carr and Alesha Dixon on the show. And we talk about Mt Kilamanjaro and Chris’ new fitness regime. Chris weighs the same as 2 Carries
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 – Carrie asks Lewis Hamilton a question which is very funny, and we talk about McLaren
8.20 – We have the clip of Kimberley and Cheryl from Girls Aloud talking about climbing Kilamanjaro with Chris on This Morning with Phil and Fearne
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – Chris plays his Barack Obama song again, and then it’s time to spin Dave for the third time
8.50 – Dom has woodpecker news which is very moving
9.00 – Tedious Link – Madonna – Into the Groove
9.05 – Dave might have made a small error mistaking Norman the Conqueror for William the Conqueror. We then talk about Tim the piano man who’s done the cheesy song on YouTube. Rachel goes all East London and street talking and we then play the clips of Dizzee Rascal and Jeremy Paxman. Chris tries to recreate the debate, but plays Banana Splits by accident innit
9.25 – We quickly rate Take That and Richard Hammond interviews from the last week or so
9.30 - News and Sport
9.40 – Chris wants to be in Girls Aloud
9.45 – Carpark Catchphrase with Steve and Jan Marie Regan. Steve wins
10.00 – We chat to Sara about dentists and 1Xtra


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Friday 1st February 2008

6.30 – News and Sport
6.35 – We talk about Greg and Neil and their free tops, and Neil's DJ name 'Jackson Sloane', and other assorted guff
6.50 – We discuss the weather and school closures and the writers strike in America and the new series of Lost which Dave is going to try and catch up with
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 – Dom's got an in-depth weather report which we do over the Back To The Future Music, and Dave reckons the intro of Back To The Future sounds just like the start of Emmerdale
7.20 – Apparently there's no schools closed anywhere. More advice from Reveen the hypnotist. This time about overeating
7.25 – We have some more Reveen action, with some people thinking it's Dave. And Mally has remixed the track. Rachel and Mally were mixing at the same time!...guh huh
7.28 – Alan Carr is in the building and as got all South Bank now. He’s changed. Also JLC looks better with a beard than without
7.30 - News and Sport
7.35 – Carrie on Rugby with Ryan Jones
7.50 – Alan Carr is going to be on in an hour, and Chris has got some healthy muffins, and he gets Aled to eat a whole one
8.00 - News and Sport
8.15 – Alan Carr's in. He talks about his appearance on Jonathan Ross, his nomination for a South Bank award, oil rigs and massage parlours. Aled explains the idea of Celebrity Ding Dong, and Chris talks about the episode he was on. We're going to do some singing with Alan in a bit
8.30 - News and Sport
8.35 – Chris goes through Alan's biog, and he's planning on singing Grace Jones or M People
8.50 – Alan receives his cake from Rachel
8.55 – Alan sings Tom Jones
9.00 – Tedious Link – Blockster 'You Should Be Dancing'
9.05 – Alan's celebrity lap
9.08 – Alan's time is better than JLC's, and we do a big plug for his show tonight
9.25 – Goodbye to Alan Carr
9.28 – We plug the podcast, and then notice that Alan Carr's message sounds nothing like him. Chris then does an array of crap birthday card style impressions
9.30 - News and Sport
9.35 – Chris does an array of Celebrity voices, which then people think is a pre written link
9.45 – We talk Edith Bowman, and where we're up to with the whole wind situation
10.00 – Chris is going to take Jo Whiley shopping on Monday apparently

Monday 29th January 2007

7.00 - News and sport
7:05 - Chris talks about Anfield and the nice photo he sent Dom and Dave. We then talk terraced housing
7:20 - More about Chris's Liverpool weekend
7:28 - Max Beesley has allegedly said that Dave's New York accent is spot on
7.30 - News and sport and One Road Travel
7:35 - Chris debates whether we play Queen or The Proclaimers. We eventually choose The Proclaimers
7:52 - Celebrity Tarzan prizes are announced
8.00 - News and sport
8:05 - Celebrity Tarzan's not Ant McPartlin
8:25 - We talk Wrestling, Watergate, Richard Nixon, Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs and Huey Lewis
8.30 - News and sport and One Road Travel
8:35 - Dom introduces Ricky from Kaiser Chiefs in a Jools Holland stylee
8:45 - Ricky from the Kaiser Chiefs is live in the studio to talk about 'Radio 1 Presents...Kaiser Chiefs'. The tickets sold out in 10 minutes!
9:00 - We find out how the Kaiser's new single Ruby was written
9:10 - TEDIOUS LINK - KASABIAN - LSF
9:15 - Chris persuades Ricky to stay for a bit longer and they ponder over mobile numbers
9.30 - News and sport and One Road Travel
9:35 - Ricky leaves us with a story about Lily Allen
9.40 - Rock Aerobics with Aled
9:48 - We loose champion Kris on Carpark Catchphrase. Paul wins!

Wednesday 26 July 2006

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Official Running Order

6.55 - Joel and Dev randomness
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Musical memories from 1986 and we set up a vote
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - The 1986 musical winner is revealed. Vote not born if you're too young
7.48 - Not born texts from young people
7.55 - Dave tests his maths by working out birth years, Global Gathering and Alesha's new record
8.00 - Dave went to the bank yesterday while Chris dreamt about one
8.00 - News and Sport
8.20 - Ellie scores 3 in the Global Gathering quiz
8.30 - Chris does his Paolo Nutini impressions
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.45 - Arctic Monkeys, Longman and Kasabian
8.52 - The final Top of the Pops
9.00 - Tedious link - The Farm - Groovy Train
9.05 - Dave's tedious link mistakes
9.15 - We analyse the McFly song
9.25 - Stupid middle names from the team
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.35 - Rob McElwee's weather update
9.45 - Mystic Horse answers your questions
9.55 - Carrie and Longmans mate

Review by charlalottie

7:00 NEWSBEAT 1. The Automatic- Monster 2. Britney Spears- Toxic 7:30 NEWSBEAT
4. Level 42- Lessons in Love 5. Lily Allen- Smile 6. Green Day- American Idiot 7. Alesha- Lipstick 8. The Source- You’ve got the love 8:00 NEWSBEAT 9. Red Hot Chilli Peppers- Tell me Baby 8:30 NEWSBEAT10. Supermode- Tell me Why 11. Arctic Monkeys- Leave Before the Lights Come On 12. Kelly Clarkson- Since You’ve Been Gone 13. TEDIOUS LINK: The Farm- Groovy Train 14. McFly- Don’t Stop Me Now 15. Christina Aguilera- Ain’t No Other Man 16. Kasabian- Empire 17. Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx 9:30 NEWSBEAT 18. Orson- Happiness 19 Leo Sayer- Thunder In my Heart 20. Cassie- Me and You

As usual, the show starts off with the team talking to JK and Joel and instead of talking about the previous night as they usually do, millions of people are being woken to the fact that Joel, I think it was but they both sound the same to me, makes love to the music of Dane Bowers. As Dave correctly sums up;
“You and sex and Dane Bowers, its not right”.
Again, we’re treated to the Dev from Corrie impressions, and Dom is promised something special which is going to be Dev over Another Level. I bet he can’t wait.
Joel, then talks about his day spent by himself going to the pub, having a drink, eating a ploughman’s, going home then watching Holidays Uncovered so Chris tells JK that he should take care of him in his east wing and this leads to the idea they should have a whip-round so Joel can stay at the pub all the time. After being asked, who’s house would he like to stay at, he said Dom’s. Dom didn’t sound too pleased at first but the idea of having Dev on tap seemed to make the idea sound more appealing until Dom suggested “We could do Dommy Corbett together”, goooooood morning.


Chris asks Carrie and Dom if they had a tanning session yesterday, as they are both browner. Turns out, that Carrie was only in the garden sunbathing whilst Dom was playing with his children in the swimming pool. Not only were they browner, and both wearing white, they both used factor 12 sun cream.

20 year old music memories:
Chris explains he woke up randomly singing Prince’s Sign of the Times. Cue out of tune singing. He then goes to explain its still in his head and tried to have a look for it when he arrived at radio 1 this morning. Also at the weekend he has had the Pet Shop Boys, which he could not find either, yet discovered another track, In Suburbia, which is 20 years old this year. So, Chris has managed to find a whole heap of songs from 1986 so as they’re 20 years old it’s a justification to play one of them and so the team get to choose a song each, except Rachel because she has her appraisal which leads to a little story about Chris having to pay for the boss Andy Parfitt, so they can do whatever they want.
Dave’s choice was talking heads, Carrie chose Robert Palmer- Addicted to Love, someone Chris always forgets is dead. Dominic’s choice was Level 42, which Dave decided is a terrible record. This then becomes a text vote, where the listeners can choose which 80’s song they want to hear all because Chris woke up with a random song in his head that he cannot find.
After the news, the winner is announced which is Level 42.


Not Born and Dave’s Maths:
A new text-in is created where listeners text in if there were not born when the record was out to make Dom feel old. Which then makes Dave try and work out the year people were born in.

Rob McElwee Weather Facts:
After the weather, Chris explained how the temperature for weather reports is recorded after accidentally seeing some of the channel 4 news. Later, Dom played a clip from Rob explaining that Chris is correct about the temperature being measure in the air in boxes and how its hotter on the ground.

Last Top of the Pops:
Chris and Dave were talking about people who are going to be on the last show on Sunday. Jimmy Saville, Tony Blackburn, Dave Lee Travis and Pat Sharp are all going to be on. Chris then goes on about the first number 1 on TOTP being the Beatles, a 4 piece boy band who play their own instruments and how it would be good if Mcfly were number 1 this Sunday so the last TOPT was with a British 4 piece boy band who play their own records. Dave is not pleased with the many ways Chris can link the Beatles to Mcfly.

Mystic Horse: The Truth in the Hoof
A caller called Tom Barnes asked if he will have Chris’ DVDs which was a no. Longman was the last caller and asked if he will do the Great North Run in less than 2 hours, which was a yes. He also asked if someone was trying to whack him which was also a yes, which Chris explained was to do with the dealing with the mob of Rothwell. He finally asked if Carrie will ever marry him which was a no. This brought up a conversation about what Carrie said about Longman in Germany. The horse told us we will not find out exactly what this is about. Rachel asked if there was going to be a song played which it replied no. Its returns tomorrow.

Other Stuff:
(*) Global gathering: The competition was started, and the team gave examples of the questions that will be asked during the day such as name five drinks Scott Mills would have, answers being white whine, margarita, orange juice… then name 5 things that Scott would take down to the beach, answers again being white wine, margarita, orange juice. The caller Ellie had to list 5 things that would be in Sara Cox’s bag. Ellie got 3 and the 5 things which were sun block, sunglasses, lip balm, money and phone.

(*) Hotel Babylon: More spoken about Chris’ forthcoming appearance in which he has 20 words which he may try and raise it to 23. Chris is going to be a guest where he is in the hotel enjoying himself and he is having a party and orders some things. According to the script, Chris’ part is called male celebrity, but we are promised to have more Hotel Babylon talking as he is filming today but not speaking.

(*) Celebrity Tarzan: Shaun from Newmarket, works in his cousin’s cardboard box factory, cue rubbish jokes. His guess was Patrick Kielty which after much build up to the answer by Chris turns out to be a no.

(*) Films: After ramble, Chris and Rachel were discussing films they have and haven’t seen. Films Chris hasn’t seen are Dirty Dancing, Sound of Music, * and Born on the 4th July. Chris then decides he wants to get rid of his DVDs and CDs through the radio so Rachel is going to come up with a competition or a feature to get rid of them.

(*) Middle Names: Also in Ramble, we found out about some of the teams middle names. Rachel’s is Elizabeth which by coincidence is also Chris’. Dave’s is Lloyd and Carries is Nicole or something similar but she has the initials CND.

(*) Longman: Was on the show today, but could not speak originally due to an explosion of an egg which luckily nobody got hurt in his shop due to Longman’s explanation of divine intervention. He asked the mystic horse a couple of questions and went. Sadly, the Longman song wasn’t played, just a few Longmans dotted over Kelly Clarkson song.

Overall the show was good but not as good as the previous shows this week, seemed a bit too chaotic although normally this works well. The show was summed up with the lack of pips at the end that Chris had to do himself in the end.

Monday 3rd July 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Kissing chat, jingles and if Joel was Captain of England
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Dom's cold and the BBQ with Bono
7.20 - Text your good luck messages to Ronaldo
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Dom's not coming out
7.52 - Chris reads out some texts
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Matthew from Portsmouth thinks Hugh Jackman's Celebrity Tarzan. He's wrong
8.20 - Ian Wright's on the phone
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.35 - Chris is sick of everyone and we're ready to come home
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - James - Come Home
9.05 - Dave and Aled discuss Ronaldo and Carrives cousin from the country
9.25 - Aled locked the car keys in the car on Friday
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
9.32 - Joce attracts weirdo's and how we started the car
9.38 - Aled's Sport Relief total
9.52 - Geogg Hurst's on the phone talking about the World Cup
9.55 - Goodbye from Germany

Friday 30th June 2006 - Live from Germany

6.55 - Chris is a bit homesick and we describe our journey with Joce needing a toilet stop every half an hour
7.00 - News and Sport
7.05 - Today we're going to give you an hour of motivational music
7.20 - Aled's swimming training, German service stations and the lady in the pool
7.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
7.35 - Aled's Sport Relief total and the fact none of us have sponsored him
7.50 - Aled's total has risen
7.58 - Mark Bright's up later
8.00 - News and Sport
8.05 - Vicky Moore wrongly guesses Celebrity Tarzan
8.20 - Mark Bight's on the phone from Hamburg
8.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel
8.52 - Carrie fancies Chris Waddle
9.00 - TEDIOUS LINK - NWA - Express Yourself
9.05 - An hour of motivational music for the England team
9.30 - News and Sport and One Road Travel